A company called ‘Farts Direct’, delivers jars of fart to whoever you want and that’s not it, you can also choose a scent. According to a report in LadBible, there is a wide variety of scents to choose from. The ‘Sprout Stench’ or the ‘Stuffing Shart’ are some of the festive scents and the classic ones include ‘Hanging out your a**e’, ‘Curry Napalm’ or ‘Love Puff’.
“Imagine the look on their face when they realise they just inhaled an invisible turd. And once they’ve breathed in the surprise stench, you’re done. It’s the perfect way to tell someone how you truly feel without ever having to say a word,” reads the message on their website.
A jar of farts costs around £9.99 that equals Rs 907 and they come in an airtight lid with a small paper with a personal message inside.
“We need to let the stigma surrounding farts go, by letting one go. It’s important to share the guff – especially at Christmas time,” said Martin Grix, CEO of Farts Direct. “Back in my day, people used to fill jars with farts themselves. It was a personalised gift you know, made with love and care, and it was a lot cheaper too,” he added.
On the Farts Direct website, the product is described as being ‘as close to real as a fart in a jar can get’. However, they don’t disclose how exactly the fart is made, claiming it is a ‘top secret method’.
-DM
